Have a look at the Safilo Glamour Greta Eyeglasses, a fabulous pair of designer frames that are so full of personality, our hair is bristling just looking at them.

You’ll electrify friends and foes alike when you burst into a room, holding out your LAPD badge and shouting, “On the floor! On the floor! Face down!” You’ll also feel like a million bucks when you confidently push these glasses onto your face, step out the door, and head to the municipal building to get married to yourself under the gentle gaze of a local judge.

The Safilo Glamour Greta Eyeglasses are most masterfully constructed from metal all around for a high-quality, sturdy wear that’s never raw in the middle and won’t leave you feeling gassy and bloating.

The glasses bear a classic design, featuring very thin frames all around and lenses that are traditional, rounded-edge, tapered rectangles. The arms are perfectly thin and straight, and you’ll have to treat the hinges with some care, because they’re small, too. Look for the Safilo Glamour Greta Eyeglasses on the Internet for about $209.