Check out these bad-boy frames: The Nelson eyeglasses from Fossil. We’re excited to talk about these glasses, because we just can’t stop thinking about their name. It’s the name of that guy from Springfield who sometimes chills with Bart – but he usually points and laughs at misfortunes. Also, a half-Nelson is a terrific wrestling move.

Wearing these eyeglasses is like spending time with yourself. If you’ve never even seen yourself, then it’s high time you went dancing in front of a mirror – but make sure you bring your Fossil Nelson eyeglasses, because you can’t see without them, remember? Find the awesome Nelson eyeglasses from Fossil on the Internet for about $180.