Get a good, hot, drooling look at the Gucci 2959 eyeglasses, a pair of frames that will punch you in the face, tie your hair into little buns, and hike your pants up over your head before covering you in mashed potatoes and sending you out on stage, naked, to do a squealing karaoke mash-up of Rihanna hits. Yep, these eyeglasses are real-attention getters, and we’re glad we spotted them before they spotted us.

The Gucci 2959 eyeglasses feature luscious, svelte, medium-thick frames all around that slant down towards the nose bridge for a heated, sultry look that’ll have all the fellas sweating watermelons. The temple piece meets the hinge via…