Get a good, long look at the Adensco Wanda eyeglasses. After years of extensive, meticulous research and observation, we’ve determined that the silent majority of glasses-wearers prefers a simple, boring design. That’s why the Wanda eyeglasses are such mega-sellers. They satisfy the repressed yearnings of the 90% of the otherwise-occupied, vision-impaired do-gooders who actually want to wear a really straightforward pair of eyeglasses.

The Wanda eyeglasses from Adensco feature plain, but cutely colored metal frames that have no taper. They just kind of sit against your face and your temples. But snugly. And tastefully. The lenses slope a bit towards the nose bridge, for a pert scowl that’ll leave people wondering just how much anger you bottle up inside on a daily basis. Look for the Adensco Wanda eyeglasses on the Internet for the terrific price of $90.