We were just considering our current predicament when something suddenly occurred to us: Perchance, could we benefit from a newer, more gnarly pair of eyeglasses? The answer, resoundingly, which we heard from each corner of our labyrinthine head, was, “Why, yes!”

That’s why we just reached into the barrel and pulled out the Prada PR 64IV eyeglasses. These things are so cool, they practically are the lead singer in a band, have a MySpace page, and are spotted at in-between times during March Madness games. Yep, these eyeglasses feature a crisp, angular construction around the lens, a solid bridge across the nose, really sturdy hinges, and a couple of bows that…