Marc Jacobs 414 Eyeglasses Are Geometrically Sassy

January 21, 2009
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Yep, that’s right: We used “geometrically” and “sassy” in the same line to describe the Marc Jacobs 414 eyeglasses. But, that’s because that’s exactly what these things are. By using a clever lens shape that you won’t find on many designer frames, the designers over at Marc Jacobs stumbled upon a really sexy secret. In order to find out more about this secret, you’ll have to get a pair of these honeys on your face.

The Marc Jacobs 414 eyeglasses are constructed from super-awesome, butt-kicking, technologically advanced, almost-mystically excellent…metal. No, really: It’s good metal, and it’ll stand up to the test of time. Like we mentioned before, the lens shape is…

Chesterfield Seventh Street 4 Eyeglasses Are Good For Leisurely Strolls

January 21, 2009
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Have a gander at the Chesterfield Seventh Street 4 Eyeglasses, a pair of frames that are perfect for people who like to walk slowly down their suburban sidewalks, taking in the fresh, moonlit evening air. You’ll see every detail as you move yourself past the houses of your neighbors, scrupulously eyeballing their new SUVs. You’ll love how these glasses feel as you finally, exhausted, lean against the big oak tree at the end of the block and ask yourself, “How did I get myself into this mess?”

The Chesterfield Seventh Street 4 Eyeglasses are masterfully wrought from real plastic acetate, bearing a futuristic, long-lasting frame that won’t snap under pressure. The…

Denim 124 Eyeglasses Are Terrific For First Dates

January 21, 2009
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For you lovebirds out there who’re looking to court some real babes, check out the Denim 124 eyeglasses. These fantastic frames are the perfect choice for your first date, during which you’ll inevitably overspend for a couple of tickets to a cheap movie, a bunch of stale popcorn, and some buckets of soda pop. You’ll see every second of the film as you slyly walk your fingers over to your date’s unsuspecting shoulder.

The Denim 124 Eyeglasses feature excellent, sturdily constructed stainless metal frames that offer a perfect fit and a durable feel. The lenses are sized just right for getting stuff done without thinking too much about your eyewear. The…

Claiborne Trader Eyeglasses Drive A Hard Bargain

January 21, 2009
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Get a look at the Claiborne Trader Eyeglasses, a sensible piece of eyewear that’s perfect for people who  are into swapping, sharing, bartering, negotiating, and striking a deal. These glasses are an ideal match for people whose bottom line is getting the fairest deal, each and every time. Once you toss these glasses onto your head, you’ll want to stroll through flea markets, picking up stuff, examining stuff, squinting at stuff, and asking the bored-looking old men behind their splintery tables how much stuff costs.

The Claiborne Trader Eyeglasses are masterfully constructed from high-quality materials and bear medium-thin frames all around. The temple pieces are taper-free and meet long, curvy ear…

Ferragamo FE 2615 Eyeglasses Are Peculiarly Cute

January 20, 2009
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Check out the Ferragamo FE 2615 eyeglasses if you’re in the mood to wear some really cute and perky frames. The FE 2615s are a truly fun and playful addition to your collection, and a great starter pair, too.

These excellent facial adornments are crafted from high-quality acetate to ensure a sturdy wear and feel that won’t clobber your head, and will certainly never let your mother down.

The Ferragamo FE 2615 eyeglasses feature cute, olive-green colored frontal frames that hug distinctively-shaped lenses. The hinges are thin and unobtrusive, but definitely sturdy. The temple pieces are thin and virtually taper-free for a cool, comfortable feel.

You’ll really enjoy wearing the FE 2615 glasses on…

Versace VE 1111 Eyeglasses Are The Evil Skeletons Of Eyewear

January 20, 2009
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If you’re looking for a distinctive pair of eyeglasses, check out the Versace VE 1111 eyeglasses, a pair of frames that’s wrought to offer an unusual, skeletal look. These excellent frames are like a ton of bones without the meat. Their sturdy, metal construction is wire-thin and stylized at the temple pieces to ensure that your new purchase is truly conversation-worthy.

The Versace VE 1111 eyeglasses feature thin lenses set into very thin, metal frames, which taper slightly towards the middle. The hinge is a stylized piece that attaches to the lens frame at the top and the bottom.

The temple piece is constructed from a top and a bottom wire, which…

Dolce & Gabbana DG 1107B Eyeglasses Will Make You Instantly Popular

January 20, 2009
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Have a gander at the Dolce & Gabbana DG 1107B eyeglasses, a pair of serious frames that’ll kick up your popularity score as soon as you toss them onto your squinting, agitated face. This is an excellent pair of glasses to wear to a sporting event, where you’ll be stepped on by lumbering, sweaty dudes. The sturdy construction and excellent fit will ensure that no amount of jostling will dislodge the glasses from your head.

The Dolce & Gabbana DG 1107B eyeglasses feature a high-quality metal design. Gorgeous, medium-thin lenses are perched without frames across a straight nosebridge and between gold metal hinges, which sturdily clasp the temple pieces. The arms…

La Strada 131 Eyeglasses Are Classic Favorites

January 18, 2009
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If you’re looking for a sensible, no-nonsense pair of glasses to wear around town, check out the La Strada 131 eyeglasses. These excellent, classically-shaped glasses feature a super-strong metal titanium construction, thin frames all around, sturdy hinges, and comfortable-looking ear tips.

You’ll be the life of the party once you don these glasses, get about six gin and tonics into your bloodstream, and start talking about your thesis research. Everyone will be amazed by how sensibly you’ve selected your latest pair of frames, and you’ll appreciate their comfortable, long-lasting wear. Look for the La Strada 131 eyeglasses online for about $177.

Persol PO 2886V Eyeglasses Are All Business

January 18, 2009
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Man, oh man – the Persol PO 2886V eyeglasses are some hardcore frames. They’ve got a stern glare built right into their medium-thick construction, and nobody will want to mess with you when you’ve got these serious seers strapped to your mug.

This is a fantastic pair of glasses to wear if you’re looking to get some respect. What’s better, they’re designed for dudes and dudettes alike, so everyone, regardless of genitalia, can have a shot at these.

The Persol PO 2886V eyeglasses are sturdily wrought from real acetate, a futuristic material that’s find right here on our home planet. The frames are available in a brown tortoise-shell, a black, and a deep,…

Adensco Trish Eyeglasses Are Perfect For Gnarly Nerdettes

January 18, 2009
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Get a good gander at the Adensco Trish Eyeglasses, another pair of frames from Adensco that’s most delightfully appropriate if your name happens to be the same as the glasses. The Trish frames are spectacular from top to bottom, featuring a sturdy metal design, rounded lens frames, and a neat, curved nose bridge.

You’ll love sitting in the library, poring over tomes of the most esoteric knowledge as dudes eyeball from you across the aisle, sweating over your hot, sexy eyeglasses. You’ll appreciate the way that eager young males part like the Biblical seas to let you pass by as you come waltzing out of your sports car towards the local…

Safilo 4100 304 Eyeglasses Will Last A Lifetime

January 16, 2009
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Look for the Safilo 4100 304 eyeglasses if you’re craving a pair of designer frames wrought from some of the sturdiest materials available in this corner of the galaxy. Owning a pair of Safilo glasses ensures that you won’t be shopping for glasses again anytime soon, and for some people, this is a tremendous relief.

While we’re obsessed with glasses ourselves, we can understand why some people might just want to find a pair, and forget all about glasses for a long time.

The Safilo 4100 304 eyeglasses are masterfully crafted from real beta titanium for a durable, long-lasting wear that’ll never bruise your face or your ego. The frames are thin and…